Scary Moment in the Men's Room
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
This just happened in the Columbus airport: I was standing at the urinal, doing my business, when a man walked up to the urinal next to me and, as he unbuckled his pants, asked, "So, are you excited?"
I was just about to tell him "no" when I noticed he had a bluetooth headset on his opposite ear.
Crisis averted.
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4 Comments:
Too funny. Reminds me of the commercial with the fellow talking on a phone to his buddy who just paid more money than he should have for some item. As he walks into the convenience store, he is telling his friend how he's being robbed. The store clerk proceeds to spray mace in his face.
Mace in the face. Funny.
Perhaps you were exhibiting a "wide stance".
Larry: I don't get it.
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I assume that "Larry" was referring to the incident involving the Senator from Washington who was caught making "gay soliciations" by waving his foot under the stall of the next person. His excuse was not that he was waving his foot intentionally, but that he had a wide-stance. So, by suggesting that you were exhibiting a wide stance . . . . oh, never mind.
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